Havent Got A Kalou
The Players
L.W.
Defender
T.B.
H.B.
E.F.
S.I.
Forward
H.I.
B.J.
J.K.
H.L.
C.P.
C.R.
False Nine
A.S.
A.S.
A.S.
H.S.
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 10 / 10 |
Current league position: | 4 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 3.67 (way above average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 0.33
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Recent results
7th May 2024 | W 5-0 vs AFC. Yuletidey |
30th Apr 2024 | W 2-1 vs back that pass up |
23rd Apr 2024 | W 4-0 vs Passed It |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 12th Dec 2023 | CHESTERFIELD (Tupton School CS) - Tue Premiership |
This season stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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Havent Got A Kalou | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 5 | 8 | 9 |
All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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Havent Got A Kalou | 177 | 105 | 12 | 60 | 500 | 355 | 145 | 327 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Ed Finney | 4 | |
Sam "S.I." Ibbotson | 3 | |
Ben Johnson | 2 | |
Harry Shaw | 2 | |
Tom Brennan | 1 | |
Harley Lakin | 1 | |
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Streaks
Longest winning streak | 11 wins from 03-10-2023 to 19-12-2023 |
Longest losing streak | 7 losses from 18-08-2020 to 13-10-2020 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Zimbab Nation FC 14-02-2023 (won 13-1) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs The Stagger Inn 21-09-2021 (lost 0-9) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Zimbab Nation FC 14-02-2023 (won 13-1) |
Season Summary
Premiership
Current League Position
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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1 | Trophy Hunters | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 7 | 23 | 12 |
2 | Dronny New Boys | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 3 | 22 | 12 |
3 | back that pass up | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 3 | 14 | 9 |
4 | Havent Got A Kalou | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 5 | 8 | 9 |
5 | Phantom Of The Chopra | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 21 | 12 | 9 | 6 |
6 | Passed It | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 6 |
7 | Six in the Pink | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 14 | -2 | 6 |
8 | AFC. Yuletidey | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 20 | -20 | 0 |
9 | Samuel Corneto | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 30 | -24 | 0 |
10 | Bangbros | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 31 | -30 | 0 |