Klaus FC
also known as REEFFFFFF!!!!!!
I wasn't looking at her face!!
The Players
Tom
'In the Hole'
J.C.
L.C.
False Nine
L.D.
O.K.
J.K.
K.M.
M.N.
C.S.
W.W.
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 10 / 10 |
Current league position: | 4 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 3.00 (way above average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 2.33
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Recent results
13th May 2024 | W 5-1 vs Two and a half Gingers |
29th Apr 2024 | L 3-4 vs Snorting Lisbon |
22nd Apr 2024 | L 1-2 vs Puyol Pants Down |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 16th Oct 2023 | UCKFIELD (Uckfield Leisure Centre CS) - Mon Division 2 |
This season stats
Championship
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Klaus FC | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 16 | 7 | 9 | 6 |
All time stats
Division 1
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Klaus FC | 86 | 24 | 11 | 51 | 147 | 272 | -125 | 83 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Luke Coomber | 3 | |
THOMAS "Tom" DENYER | 2 | |
Will Walter | 1 | |
Show all 3 players |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 6 wins from 06-11-2023 to 18-12-2023 |
Longest losing streak | 8 losses from 12-09-2022 to 14-11-2022 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Murder On Zidanes Floor 04-12-2023 (won 11-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs UTFW 05-02-2024 (lost 1-16) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Murder On Zidanes Floor 04-12-2023 (won 11-0) |
Season Summary
Championship
15-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
AFC Ladzio | 0 | 7 | Klaus FC | 1 | 7:40 | |
22-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Klaus FC | 1 | 2 | Puyol Pants Down | 2 | 7:00 | |
29-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Snorting Lisbon | 4 | 3 | Klaus FC | 1 | 6:20 | |
13-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Two and a half Gingers | 1 | 5 | Klaus FC | 1 | 6:20 | |
20-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Cesc Offenders | Klaus FC | 1 | 7:00 | |||
03-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Stroke Titty | Klaus FC | 1 | 7:40 | |||
10-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Klaus FC | Harey FC | 1 | 8:20 | |||
17-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
AFC Toast | Klaus FC | 1 | 8:20 | |||
24-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Wrong Direction | Klaus FC | 1 | 8:20 | |||
08-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Klaus FC | Murder On Zidanes Floor | 2 | 7:00 | |||
Current League Position
Championship
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Puyol Pants Down | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 4 | 6 | 9 |
2 | Harey FC | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 15 | 6 | 9 | 8 |
3 | Wrong Direction | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 6 | 7 | 7 |
4 | Klaus FC | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 16 | 7 | 9 | 6 |
5 | Snorting Lisbon | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 6 |
6 | AFC Toast | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 15 | -9 | 6 |
7 | Two and a half Gingers | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 7 | -2 | 4 |
8 | Cesc Offenders | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 10 | -3 | 4 |
9 | AFC Ladzio | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 13 | -7 | 3 |
10 | Murder On Zidanes Floor | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 10 | -2 | 2 |
11 | Stroke Titty | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 11 | -8 | 0 |