Turtle Neck and Chains

The Players

Midget

Left Outside

G.B.

Naughty

Stopper

H.D.

Biscuit Knee

Forward

Yid Army

Inverted Winger

Point Guard

Prima punta

THR

Good man so he is

Inverted Winger

Delia Smith

Wing-back

The Gaffer

Storming

Forward

Jordan

Goalkeeper

Dad

'In the Hole'

P.W.

Prima punta

Keepmoat

Midfielder

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Team Stats

Threat Level

Overall team threat level:	7 / 10
Current league position:	2

Recent games

Average Goals scored in last 3 games:	7.67 (way above average)
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games:	4.00 (above average)

Recent results

9th May 2024	W 7-6 vs Boro Cartel
2nd May 2024	W 6-3 vs Dyslexic untide
25th Apr 2024	W 10-3 vs SHEFF U UP

League Position

League Titles

Season ending 11th Jan 2024	SHEFFIELD (University Goodwin Sports Centre CS) - Thu 5-a-side Division 4
Season ending 2nd May 2024	SHEFFIELD (University Goodwin Sports Centre CS) - Thu 5-a-side Division 3

This season stats

Division 2

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	GD	Pts	Form
	Turtle Neck and Chains	1	1	0	0	7	6	1	3	WLWWW

All time stats

Championship

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	GD	Pts	Form
	Turtle Neck and Chains	70	36	5	29	283	245	38	113	WLWWW

Top Players

Name	Goals	P.o.M Awards
James "Biscuit Knee" Godden	33
Louis "Storming" Norman	11
Benjamin "Yid Army" Gregory	9
Henry "Keepmoat" Wood	9
LIAM "Midget" OATES	8
Joe "THR" Hawkins	6
Harry Dunbar	4
Joe "Point Guard " Hall	4
Peter "Good man so he is" Leggett	3
George Barnes	1
Jordan "Naughty " Dobbins	1
Liam "Dad" Spindlow	1
Pete "P.W." Waldock	1
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Streaks

Longest winning streak	6 wins from 05-10-2023 to 09-11-2023
Longest losing streak	7 losses from 19-12-2022 to 13-02-2023

Highs and Lows

Greatest thrashing ever given:	vs OG Footballers 23-11-2023 (won 12-0)
Greatest thrashing ever taken:	vs Ball Of Duty 10-08-2023 (lost 0-9)
Most goals in single game:	vs OG Footballers 23-11-2023 (won 12-0)

Season Summary

Division 2

09-05-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Boro Cartel	6	7	Turtle Neck and Chains	3	7:20

16-05-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Turtle Neck and Chains			CSUN FC	3	8:40

23-05-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Yoker FC			Turtle Neck and Chains	2	9:20

30-05-2024				Pitch	K.O.
AFC. Cradoc			Turtle Neck and Chains	1	6:00

06-06-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Turtle Neck and Chains			AFC. Netherton	2	9:20

13-06-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Boro Cartel			Turtle Neck and Chains	1	7:20

20-06-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Turtle Neck and Chains			CSUN FC	2	7:20

27-06-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Yoker FC			Turtle Neck and Chains	2	8:40

04-07-2024				Pitch	K.O.
AFC. Cradoc			Turtle Neck and Chains	1	9:20

11-07-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Turtle Neck and Chains			AFC. Netherton	1	6:00

18-07-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Boro Cartel			Turtle Neck and Chains	3	7:20

25-07-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Turtle Neck and Chains			CSUN FC	3	8:40

01-08-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Yoker FC			Turtle Neck and Chains	2	9:20

08-08-2024				Pitch	K.O.
AFC. Cradoc			Turtle Neck and Chains	1	6:00

15-08-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Turtle Neck and Chains			AFC. Netherton	2	9:20