Not Quite Heskey
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 3 / 10 |
Current league position: | 2 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 1.33 (way below average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 1.33
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Recent results
13th May 2024 | L 0-2 vs Hawks XI |
29th Apr 2024 | W 1-0 vs No Glove No Love |
22nd Apr 2024 | W 3-2 vs Aztekkers |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 17th Apr 2023 | HAVANT (Havant and South Downs College) - Mon Division 2 |
Season ending 2nd Oct 2023 | HAVANT (Havant and South Downs College) - Mon Championship |
Season ending 29th Jan 2024 | HAVANT (Havant and South Downs College) - Mon Championship |
This season stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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Not Quite Heskey | 13 | 10 | 0 | 3 | 33 | 15 | 18 | 30 |
All time stats
Division 2
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Not Quite Heskey | 56 | 42 | 6 | 8 | 172 | 52 | 120 | 132 |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 7 wins from 09-10-2023 to 20-11-2023 |
Longest losing streak | This team has not lost more than one game in succession |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs CLA United 13-03-2023 (won 9-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Atletico Madri 26-02-2024 (lost 0-5) |
Most goals in single game: | vs CLA United 13-03-2023 (won 9-0) |
Season Summary
Premiership
05-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
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Not Quite Heskey | 1 | 0 | Drayton Orient | 1 | 6:45 | |
12-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Not Quite Heskey | 2 | 0 | Hawks XI | 2 | 6:45 | |
19-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Not Quite Heskey | 5 | 0 | Hampshire Misfits | 3 | 8:15 | |
26-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Atletico Madri | 5 | 0 | Not Quite Heskey | 2 | 6:45 | |
04-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Aztekkers | 0 | 9 | Not Quite Heskey | 1 | 6:00 | |
11-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Not Quite Heskey | 3 | 1 | No Glove No Love | 1 | 6:00 | |
18-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Groomed by Wenger | 0 | 3 | Not Quite Heskey | 2 | 6:45 | |
25-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Not Quite Heskey | 4 | 1 | Drayton Orient | 1 | 7:30 | |
08-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Not Quite Heskey | 1 | 0 | Hampshire Misfits | 1 | 6:00 | |
15-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Atletico Madri | 4 | 1 | Not Quite Heskey | 2 | 8:15 | |
22-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Aztekkers | 2 | 3 | Not Quite Heskey | 2 | 6:45 | |
29-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Not Quite Heskey | 1 | 0 | No Glove No Love | 2 | 6:45 | |
13-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Not Quite Heskey | 0 | 2 | Hawks XI | 2 | 6:00 | |
20-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Groomed by Wenger | Not Quite Heskey | 1 | 7:30 | |||
Current League Position
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Atletico Madri | 13 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 67 | 8 | 59 | 39 |
2 | Not Quite Heskey | 13 | 10 | 0 | 3 | 33 | 15 | 18 | 30 |
3 | Groomed by Wenger | 13 | 8 | 0 | 5 | 53 | 24 | 29 | 24 |
4 | Hawks XI | 13 | 7 | 1 | 5 | 57 | 30 | 27 | 22 |
5 | No Glove No Love | 13 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 38 | 25 | 13 | 19 |
6 | Drayton Orient | 13 | 5 | 0 | 8 | 35 | 39 | -4 | 15 |
7 | Hampshire Misfits | 13 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 13 | 72 | -59 | 3 |
8 | Aztekkers | 13 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 14 | 97 | -83 | 3 |