Hairy Henry
also known as The Hairy Paedos
If you can’t beat it cheat it
The Players
H.L.
Forward
A.B.
Goalkeeper
J.B.
G.B.
B.D.
H.F.
Defender
B.H.
Defender
R.L.
Midfielder
W.L.
No Specific Position
D.W.
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 6 / 10 |
Current league position: | 7 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 0.33 (way below average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 1.67
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Recent results
13th May 2024 | W 1-0 vs Gangsters Allardyce |
29th Apr 2024 | L 0-3 vs Dendonkin Donuts |
22nd Apr 2024 | L 0-2 vs Expected Toulouse |
League Position
This season stats
Championship
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Hairy Henry | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 27 | -21 | 7 |
All time stats
Division 1
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Hairy Henry | 22 | 3 | 1 | 18 | 19 | 91 | -72 | 10 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
William "W.L." Leggett | 2 | |
HARVEY "H.L." LEGGETT | 2 | |
Alex "A.B." Barham | 1 | |
Ben Davenport | 1 | |
Ryan "R.L." Legg | 1 | |
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Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Kanedale Road FC 13-11-2023 (won 6-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Out of depth FC 27-11-2023 (lost 1-13) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Kanedale Road FC 13-11-2023 (won 6-0) |
Season Summary
Championship
04-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Hairy Henry | 0 | 0 | Dendonkin Donuts | 2 | 8:00 | |
11-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Gangsters Allardyce | 10 | 0 | Hairy Henry | 1 | 9:00 | |
18-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Kanedale Road FC | 4 | 2 | Hairy Henry | 2 | 9:30 | |
25-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Hairy Henry | 0 | 5 | Sporting Lesbian | 1 | 9:30 | |
08-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Hairy Henry | 1 | 0 | Dirty Darts | 1 | 8:00 | |
15-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
SOUTH WEST DONS | 3 | 2 | Hairy Henry | 2 | 8:30 | |
22-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Hairy Henry | 0 | 2 | Expected Toulouse | 1 | 8:00 | |
29-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Hairy Henry | 0 | 3 | Dendonkin Donuts | 2 | 8:30 | |
13-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Gangsters Allardyce | 0 | 1 | Hairy Henry | 1 | 9:30 | |
20-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Kanedale Road FC | Hairy Henry | 2 | 8:00 | |||
03-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Hairy Henry | Sporting Lesbian | 1 | 8:00 | |||
10-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Hairy Henry | Dirty Darts | 2 | 8:30 | |||
17-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
SOUTH WEST DONS | Hairy Henry | 1 | 9:00 | |||
24-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Hairy Henry | Expected Toulouse | 2 | 8:30 | |||
Current League Position
Championship
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Sporting Lesbian | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 35 | 9 | 26 | 23 |
2 | Dendonkin Donuts | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 26 | 7 | 19 | 20 |
3 | Kanedale Road FC | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 26 | 18 | 8 | 18 |
4 | Gangsters Allardyce | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 24 | 16 | 8 | 15 |
5 | Dirty Darts | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 19 | 18 | 1 | 7 |
6 | SOUTH WEST DONS | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 18 | 32 | -14 | 7 |
7 | Hairy Henry | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 27 | -21 | 7 |
8 | Expected Toulouse | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 34 | -27 | 7 |