Crystal Phallus
The Players
J.G.
Team Stats
Threat Level
| Overall team threat level: | 5 / 10 |
| Current league position: | 2 |
Recent games
| Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 8.33 (above average) |
| Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 5.00
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Recent results
| 13th May 2024 | W 8-6 vs AP United |
| 29th Apr 2024 | W 12-9 vs Uni tea FC |
| 22nd Apr 2024 | W 5-0 vs Law Abiding Sigurdssons |
League Position
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This season stats
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crystal Phallus | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 83 | 44 | 39 | 27 |
All time stats
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crystal Phallus | 14 | 11 | 1 | 2 | 110 | 62 | 48 | 34 |
Streaks
| Longest winning streak | 6 wins from 05-02-2024 to 11-03-2024 |
| Longest losing streak | This team has not lost more than one game in succession |
Highs and Lows
| Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs EsSex offenders 05-02-2024 (won 9-0) |
| Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs 360 No Pope 22-01-2024 (lost 7-13) |
| Most goals in single game: | vs Law Abiding Sigurdssons 26-02-2024 (won 13-6) |
Season Summary
Premiership
19-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crystal Phallus | 11 | 3 | FC No Dad | 1 | 8:00 | |
26-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Law Abiding Sigurdssons | 6 | 13 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 9:00 | |
04-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 8 | 4 | Uni tea FC | 1 | 8:00 | |
11-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 9 | 7 | AP United | 1 | 8:00 | |
18-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| 360 No Pope | 4 | 3 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 9:00 | |
25-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Why are you Solanke | 5 | 0 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 8:00 | |
08-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Unathletico Madrid | 0 | 6 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 9:30 | |
15-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 8 | 5 | FC No Dad | 1 | 9:30 | |
22-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Law Abiding Sigurdssons | 0 | 5 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 9:00 | |
29-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 12 | 9 | Uni tea FC | 1 | 8:30 | |
13-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 8 | 6 | AP United | 1 | 9:30 | |
20-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| 360 No Pope |
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Crystal Phallus | 1 | 9:00 |
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03-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Why are you Solanke |
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Crystal Phallus | 1 | 9:30 |
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10-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Unathletico Madrid |
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Crystal Phallus | 1 | 9:30 |
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Current League Position
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 360 No Pope | 11 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 104 | 39 | 65 | 33 |
| 2 | Crystal Phallus | 11 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 83 | 49 | 34 | 27 |
| 3 | FC No Dad | 11 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 77 | 59 | 18 | 21 |
| 4 | Uni tea FC | 11 | 6 | 0 | 5 | 95 | 78 | 17 | 18 |
| 5 | Law Abiding Sigurdssons | 11 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 69 | 70 | -1 | 15 |
| 6 | Why are you Solanke | 11 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 41 | 112 | -71 | 9 |
| 7 | AP United | 11 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 57 | 69 | -12 | 7 |
| 8 | Unathletico Madrid | 11 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 50 | -50 | 1 |
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