Milhouse AFC

The Players

Daniel Smith

False Nine

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		41	5

Jack Cain

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		13	3

Troy Clarke

Midfielder

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		53	14

James HB

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
4		131	8

Jack Howard

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
2		2

Cedric "C.H." Hui

Libero

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		26	4

Bash Milhouse

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		2

Paddy "P.M." Milhouse

False Nine

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		56	9

Eugene "E.M." Milhouse

Goalkeeper

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM

Mark Pether

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		12	4

Tom Pye

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
6		102	6

Jason S

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
2		34

Dan Totlio

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		4	2

Matt Wright

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
6		194	17

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Team Stats

Threat Level

Overall team threat level:	7 / 10
Current league position:	2

Recent games

Average Goals scored in last 3 games:	3.67 (around the same as average)
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games:	1.00 (way below average)

Recent results

16th May 2024	W 3-2 vs Finessin FC
2nd May 2024	W 3-1 vs 7ASM
25th Apr 2024	W 5-0 vs TimTam Merchants

League Position

League Titles

Season ending 18th Jul 2019	LONDON East - HACKNEY (Petchey Academy) - Thu Premiership
Season ending 1st Jul 2021	LONDON East - HACKNEY (Petchey Academy) - Thu Premiership
Season ending 24th Mar 2022	LONDON East - HACKNEY (Petchey Academy) - Thu Premiership
Season ending 15th Dec 2022	LONDON East - HACKNEY (Petchey Academy) - Thu Premiership
Season ending 1st Feb 2024	LONDON East - HACKNEY (Petchey Academy) - Thu Premiership

This season stats

Premiership

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	GD	Pts	Form
	Milhouse AFC	13	8	2	3	52	33	19	26	LWWWW

All time stats

Championship

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	GD	Pts	Form
	Milhouse AFC	245	154	22	69	969	590	379	484	LWWWW

Top Players

Name	Goals	P.o.M Awards
Matt Wright	194	17
James HB	131	8
Tom Pye	102	6
Paddy "P.M." Milhouse	56	9
Troy Clarke	53	14
Daniel Smith	41	5
Jason S	34
Cedric "C.H." Hui	26	4
Jack Cain	13	3
Mark Pether	12	4
Dan Totlio	4	2
Jack Howard	2
Bash Milhouse	2
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Streaks

Longest winning streak	10 wins from 10-02-2022 to 21-04-2022
Longest losing streak	6 losses from 27-09-2018 to 01-11-2018

Highs and Lows

Greatest thrashing ever given:	vs Never to Excel 13-07-2023 (won 15-2)
Greatest thrashing ever taken:	vs Bayern Badonde 26-09-2019 (lost 1-9)
Most goals in single game:	vs Never to Excel 13-07-2023 (won 15-2)

Season Summary

Premiership

15-02-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Milhouse AFC	5	2	Carlos angels	1	9:15

22-02-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Milhouse AFC	9	2	TimTam Merchants	0	8:30

29-02-2024				Pitch	K.O.
7ASM	2	2	Milhouse AFC	0	9:15

07-03-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Milhouse AFC	4	3	Kiwi Orphans	0	7:45

14-03-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Finessin FC	1	1	Milhouse AFC	0	7:45

21-03-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Judas FC	6	1	Milhouse AFC	0	9:15

28-03-2024				Pitch	K.O.
The Vicario of Dibley	1	12	Milhouse AFC	0	8:30

04-04-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Atleti De Izzy	4	2	Milhouse AFC	0	7:45

11-04-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Milhouse AFC	2	8	Carlos angels	0	7:00

18-04-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Milhouse AFC	3	1	Kiwi Orphans	0	7:45

25-04-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Milhouse AFC	5	0	TimTam Merchants	0	8:30

02-05-2024				Pitch	K.O.
7ASM	1	3	Milhouse AFC	0	7:00

16-05-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Finessin FC	2	3	Milhouse AFC	0	8:30

23-05-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Judas FC			Milhouse AFC	0	7:00

30-05-2024				Pitch	K.O.
The Vicario of Dibley			Milhouse AFC	0	9:15

06-06-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Atleti De Izzy			Milhouse AFC	0	7:00

Current League Position

Premiership

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	GD	Pts	Form
1	Judas FC	13	13	0	0	72	13	59	39	WWWWW
2	Milhouse AFC	13	8	2	3	52	33	19	26	LWWWW
3	Carlos angels	14	8	1	5	55	39	16	25	WWWDL
4	Atleti De Izzy	13	7	2	4	47	34	13	23	WLWLD
5	Finessin FC	14	7	1	6	46	34	12	22	WLLWL
6	7ASM	13	4	4	5	38	38	0	16	LWLDW
7	Kiwi Orphans	14	4	2	8	49	58	-9	14	LLWLL
8	TimTam Merchants	13	1	1	11	14	66	-52	4	LLLLL
9	The Vicario of Dibley	13	1	1	11	21	79	-58	4	LLLDW