Horleywood
He who laughs last is the last to laugh!
The Players
M.D.
'In the Hole'
H.C.
B.D.
A.D.
E.D.
J.D.
J.D.
T.D.
P.E.
s.s.
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 9 / 10 |
Current league position: | 2 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 3.33 (way above average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 2.00
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Recent results
13th May 2024 | W 5-1 vs AC Dead People |
29th Apr 2024 | W 5-0 vs Bowen 747 |
22nd Apr 2024 | L 0-5 vs Westvale Wanderers |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 9th Sep 2019 | CRAWLEY (Broadfield Stadium CS) - Mon Division 1 |
Season ending 15th Aug 2022 | CRAWLEY (Broadfield Stadium CS) - Mon Division 1 |
Season ending 22nd Aug 2022 | CRAWLEY (Broadfield Stadium CS) - Mon Championship |
This season stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Horleywood | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 3 |
All time stats
Division 3
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Horleywood | 297 | 136 | 44 | 117 | 758 | 655 | 103 | 452 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Mark "M.D." Dunn | 160 | |
Phil Emery | 9 | |
Jake Dunn | 5 | |
Elliot Dunn | 4 | |
Aaron Dunn | 2 | |
Tristan Dunn | 2 | |
steve shotts | 2 | |
Show all 7 players |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 6 wins from 01-04-2019 to 20-05-2019 |
Longest losing streak | 9 losses from 27-02-2017 to 15-05-2017 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Storm Roofing FC 07-09-2020 (won 16-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Inter CD 02-10-2023 (lost 0-8) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Storm Roofing FC 07-09-2020 (won 16-0) |
Season Summary
Premiership
13-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Horleywood | 5 | 1 | AC Dead People | 1 | 7:40 | |
20-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Westvale Wanderers | Horleywood | 1 | 6:30 | |||
03-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Horleywood | 3 Legged Stompers | 2 | 6:30 | |||
10-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Horleywood | Kante Fit My Willian | 1 | 7:40 | |||
17-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Marbleona | Horleywood | 1 | 7:40 | |||
01-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Fuzzy Duck | Horleywood | 1 | 8:15 | |||
08-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Horleywood | DAD FC | 1 | 8:50 | |||
15-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
TAS FC | Horleywood | 1 | 8:15 | |||
22-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Sporting Club DeathWeek | Horleywood | 1 | 6:30 | |||
29-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Horleywood | Four And A Half Men | 2 | 6:30 | |||
Current League Position
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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1 | Sporting Club DeathWeek | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 3 |
2 | Horleywood | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 3 |
3 | 3 Legged Stompers | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 3 |
4 | Marbleona | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 3 |
5 | Westvale Wanderers | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 3 |
6 | Kante Fit My Willian | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
7 | TAS FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 5 | -2 | 0 |
8 | DAD FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 0 |
9 | Fuzzy Duck | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 0 |
10 | AC Dead People | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | -4 | 0 |
11 | Four And A Half Men | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8 | -7 | 0 |