Steve Mclarens Homunculus Hair Island
also known as SMHHI
The Players
Diesel
Defender
Gravel sniffer
Dib dab
Plumpy Plump
Goalkeeper
Phineas
Hannah thread
C0ckrub
Big whit
No Specific Position
Big Whit
Defender
D.W.
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 7 / 10 |
Current league position: | 2 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 3.67 (way above average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 1.67
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Recent results
13th May 2024 | W 5-0 vs Stronger boarders |
29th Apr 2024 | L 1-4 vs Inter Me Papi FC |
22nd Apr 2024 | W 5-1 vs JDG FC |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 7th Jan 2019 | WARRINGTON (Padgate Academy) - Mon Premiership |
Season ending 16th Oct 2018 | NEWCASTLE (Benfield Sports Centre CS) - Wed Premiership |
Season ending 28th Feb 2022 | WARRINGTON (Padgate Academy) - Mon Championship |
This season stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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Steve Mclarens Homunculus Hair Island | 16 | 13 | 0 | 3 | 51 | 24 | 27 | 39 |
All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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Steve Mclarens Homunculus Hair Island | 204 | 119 | 16 | 69 | 538 | 290 | 248 | 373 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
MATT "Big whit" WHITFIELD | 88 | |
DANIEL WHITHAM | 20 | |
MATT "Big Whit" WHITFIELD | 7 | |
TOM "Hannah thread" SHIMMIN | 2 | |
JAMES "Dib dab" EVANS | 1 | |
Joe "Plumpy Plump" Plump | 1 | |
AIDAN "C0ckrub" WARD | 1 | |
Show all 7 players |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 7 wins from 01-10-2018 to 12-11-2018 |
Longest losing streak | 4 losses from 29-03-2021 to 26-04-2021 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Tekky Tubbies 25-09-2023 (won 13-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs ITPG FC 27-09-2021 (lost 1-7) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Tekky Tubbies 25-09-2023 (won 13-0) |
Season Summary
Premiership
Current League Position
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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1 | Inter Me Papi FC | 16 | 13 | 2 | 1 | 64 | 16 | 48 | 41 |
2 | Steve Mclarens Homunculus Hair Island | 16 | 13 | 0 | 3 | 51 | 24 | 27 | 39 |
3 | The Stroke | 16 | 9 | 2 | 5 | 37 | 25 | 12 | 29 |
4 | Stronger boarders | 16 | 8 | 2 | 6 | 43 | 28 | 15 | 26 |
5 | The Rovers | 16 | 7 | 4 | 5 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 25 |
6 | FC 7 Budz | 16 | 6 | 2 | 8 | 31 | 24 | 7 | 20 |
7 | Emile sniff snow | 16 | 5 | 4 | 7 | 28 | 49 | -21 | 19 |
8 | DieForNyash FC | 16 | 5 | 3 | 8 | 33 | 38 | -5 | 18 |
9 | JDG FC | 16 | 3 | 0 | 13 | 21 | 50 | -29 | 9 |
10 | Double Pogba and Koke | 16 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 11 | 65 | -54 | 4 |