Havent Got A Kalou
The Players
L.W.
Defender
T.B.
H.B.
E.F.
S.I.
Forward
H.I.
B.J.
J.K.
H.L.
C.P.
C.R.
False Nine
A.S.
A.S.
A.S.
H.S.
Team Stats
Threat Level
| Overall team threat level: | 10 / 10 |
| Current league position: | 3 |
Recent games
| Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 6.67 (way above average) |
| Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 0.33
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Recent results
| 14th May 2024 | W 13-0 vs Bangbros |
| 7th May 2024 | W 5-0 vs AFC. Yuletidey |
| 30th Apr 2024 | W 2-1 vs back that pass up |
League Position
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League Titles
| Season ending 12th Dec 2023 | CHESTERFIELD (Tupton School CS) - Tue Premiership |
This season stats
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Havent Got A Kalou | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 26 | 5 | 21 | 12 |
All time stats
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Havent Got A Kalou | 178 | 106 | 12 | 60 | 513 | 355 | 158 | 330 |
Top Players
| Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
|---|---|---|
| Ed Finney | 4 | |
| Sam "S.I." Ibbotson | 3 | |
| Ben Johnson | 2 | |
| Harry Shaw | 2 | |
| Tom Brennan | 1 | |
| Harley Lakin | 1 | |
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Streaks
| Longest winning streak | 11 wins from 03-10-2023 to 19-12-2023 |
| Longest losing streak | 7 losses from 18-08-2020 to 13-10-2020 |
Highs and Lows
| Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Bangbros 14-05-2024 (won 13-0) |
| Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs The Stagger Inn 21-09-2021 (lost 0-9) |
| Most goals in single game: | vs Bangbros 14-05-2024 (won 13-0) |
Season Summary
Premiership
16-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dronny New Boys | 4 | 2 | Havent Got A Kalou | 1 | 8:10 | |
23-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Havent Got A Kalou | 4 | 0 | Passed It | 1 | 8:10 | |
30-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| back that pass up | 1 | 2 | Havent Got A Kalou | 1 | 7:30 | |
07-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Havent Got A Kalou | 5 | 0 | AFC. Yuletidey | 1 | 8:50 | |
14-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Bangbros | 0 | 13 | Havent Got A Kalou | 2 | 7:30 | |
21-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Havent Got A Kalou |
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Phantom Of The Chopra | 1 | 8:10 |
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28-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Havent Got A Kalou |
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Six in the Pink | 2 | 7:30 |
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04-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Havent Got A Kalou |
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Samuel Corneto | 2 | 8:10 |
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11-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Havent Got A Kalou |
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Trophy Hunters | 1 | 7:30 |
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18-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Dronny New Boys |
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Havent Got A Kalou | 1 | 8:10 |
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25-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Havent Got A Kalou |
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Passed It | 1 | 8:50 |
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02-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| back that pass up |
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Havent Got A Kalou | 1 | 7:30 |
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09-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Havent Got A Kalou |
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AFC. Yuletidey | 1 | 8:50 |
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16-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Bangbros |
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Havent Got A Kalou | 2 | 7:30 |
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23-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Havent Got A Kalou |
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Phantom Of The Chopra | 1 | 8:10 |
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30-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Havent Got A Kalou |
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Six in the Pink | 2 | 7:30 |
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06-08-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Havent Got A Kalou |
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Samuel Corneto | 2 | 8:10 |
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13-08-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Havent Got A Kalou |
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Trophy Hunters | 1 | 7:30 |
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Current League Position
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Trophy Hunters | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 37 | 8 | 29 | 15 |
| 2 | Dronny New Boys | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 33 | 4 | 29 | 15 |
| 3 | Havent Got A Kalou | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 26 | 5 | 21 | 12 |
| 4 | back that pass up | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 21 | 4 | 17 | 12 |
| 5 | Phantom Of The Chopra | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 22 | 20 | 2 | 6 |
| 6 | Six in the Pink | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 13 | 18 | -5 | 6 |
| 7 | Passed It | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 12 | 18 | -6 | 6 |
| 8 | Samuel Corneto | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 11 | 30 | -19 | 3 |
| 9 | AFC. Yuletidey | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 25 | -25 | 0 |
| 10 | Bangbros | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 44 | -43 | 0 |
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