Nottinghams Finest

also known as The Finest

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The Players

MICHAEL "M.Z." ZARIFI

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		4

Adrian "A.&." -

Midfielder

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
1		1

Akss "A.&." -

Forward

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM

Uilliam Blythman

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
1		1

Joel "Now lives in Singapore" Bowtell

Left Outside

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
2		4

Rufus "Head Tackle" Constable

Goalkeeper

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
			1

Bailey "Not There" Cottingham

Libero

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		5	1

Matt "M.C." Crowther

Forward

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		21	1

Brandon "Keep the reciept" Few

No Specific Position

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		1

Antonio "Scorpion Kick" Forte

Defender

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
2	1	16	2

Jez "Backchat" Hibbert

Inverted Winger

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		8

Scott "Butterfingers" Horner

Goalkeeper

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
			2

Joolz "Bambi on Spice" Masters

Stopper

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		2

Macdara McMahon

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		1

Fraser ""Play-me-behind"" McNeil

Wing-back

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		24	5

Elidir "Welsh Messi" Millen

Midfielder

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		2	2

Ferdia "F.O." O'Hanrahan

'In the Hole'

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM

Yiannis "Iron Lung" Stirling

Forward

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
1		18	2

Jordan Townsend-Simpson

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		4

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Team Stats

Threat Level

Overall team threat level:	4 / 10
Current league position:

Recent results

15th May 2024	L 0-4 vs Floirintina
8th May 2024	L 1-2 vs Ball and Tokes FC
1st May 2024	L 0-5 vs 12 Pins United

League Position

This season stats

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All time stats

Premiership

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	GD	Pts	Form
	Nottinghams Finest	153	14	18	121	159	541	-382	60	LLLLL

Top Players

Name	Goals	P.o.M Awards
Fraser ""Play-me-behind"" McNeil	24	5
Matt "M.C." Crowther	21	1
Yiannis "Iron Lung" Stirling	18	2
Antonio "Scorpion Kick" Forte	16	2
Jez "Backchat" Hibbert	8
Bailey "Not There" Cottingham	5	1
MICHAEL "M.Z." ZARIFI	4
Joel "Now lives in Singapore" Bowtell	4
Jordan Townsend-Simpson	4
Joolz "Bambi on Spice" Masters	2
Elidir "Welsh Messi" Millen	2	2
Brandon "Keep the reciept" Few	1
Adrian "A.&." -	1
Macdara McMahon	1
Uilliam Blythman	1
Rufus "Head Tackle" Constable		1
Scott "Butterfingers" Horner		2
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Streaks

Longest winning streak	2 wins from 29-01-2020 to 05-02-2020
Longest losing streak	20 losses from 30-06-2021 to 15-12-2021

Highs and Lows

Greatest thrashing ever given:	vs Sherfield 05-01-2022 (won 6-0)
Greatest thrashing ever taken:	vs Powerplay Rangers 19-01-2022 (lost 0-9)
Most goals in single game:	vs Sherfield 05-01-2022 (won 6-0)

Season Summary

Premiership

22-05-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Boventry City	Nottinghams Finest	1	9:20

29-05-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Nottinghams Finest	Crown and Stouts	1	9:20

05-06-2024		Pitch	K.O.
12 Pins United	Nottinghams Finest	1	8:00

12-06-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Nottinghams Finest	Floirintina	1	8:40

19-06-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Dirty mike and the boys	Nottinghams Finest	1	8:00

03-07-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Nottinghams Finest	Ball and Tokes FC	1	8:40

10-07-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Boventry City	Nottinghams Finest	1	9:20

17-07-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Nottinghams Finest	Crown and Stouts	1	9:20

24-07-2024		Pitch	K.O.
12 Pins United	Nottinghams Finest	1	8:00

31-07-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Nottinghams Finest	Floirintina	1	8:40

07-08-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Dirty mike and the boys	Nottinghams Finest	1	8:00

21-08-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Nottinghams Finest	Ball and Tokes FC	1	8:40