Uni tea FC
The Players
S.J.
Goalkeeper
A.B.
D.B.
A.B.
Forward
D.B.
'In the Hole'
M.B.
Defender
T.B.
F.H.
T.P.
S.R.
Defender
R.S.
J.T.
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 6 / 10 |
Current league position: | 4 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 11.67 (way above average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 9.33
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Recent results
13th May 2024 | W 21-4 vs Why are you Solanke |
29th Apr 2024 | L 9-12 vs Crystal Phallus |
22nd Apr 2024 | L 5-12 vs AP United |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 8th Jun 2022 | ZPP - BOURNEMOUTH (Pelhams Park) - Wed 5s Premiership |
This season stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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Uni tea FC | 11 | 6 | 0 | 5 | 95 | 78 | 17 | 18 |
All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Uni tea FC | 80 | 36 | 3 | 41 | 413 | 377 | 36 | 111 |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 5 wins from 27-04-2022 to 25-05-2022 |
Longest losing streak | 6 losses from 11-07-2022 to 15-08-2022 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Real Sosobad 19-06-2023 (won 19-1) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Exit Her Slowly 16-03-2022 (lost 1-20) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Why are you Solanke 13-05-2024 (won 21-4) |
Season Summary
Premiership
19-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
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Unathletico Madrid | 0 | 5 | Uni tea FC | 1 | 8:30 | |
26-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Uni tea FC | 9 | 5 | AP United | 1 | 8:30 | |
04-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Phallus | 8 | 4 | Uni tea FC | 1 | 8:00 | |
11-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Uni tea FC | 15 | 6 | Why are you Solanke | 1 | 8:30 | |
18-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
FC No Dad | 12 | 6 | Uni tea FC | 1 | 8:30 | |
25-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Law Abiding Sigurdssons | 7 | 8 | Uni tea FC | 1 | 8:30 | |
08-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Uni tea FC | 7 | 12 | 360 No Pope | 1 | 8:00 | |
15-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Unathletico Madrid | 0 | 6 | Uni tea FC | 1 | 8:00 | |
22-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Uni tea FC | 5 | 12 | AP United | 1 | 8:30 | |
29-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Phallus | 12 | 9 | Uni tea FC | 1 | 8:30 | |
13-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Uni tea FC | 21 | 4 | Why are you Solanke | 1 | 8:00 | |
20-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
FC No Dad | Uni tea FC | 1 | 8:30 | |||
03-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Law Abiding Sigurdssons | Uni tea FC | 1 | 8:00 | |||
10-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Uni tea FC | 360 No Pope | 1 | 8:00 | |||
Current League Position
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | 360 No Pope | 11 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 104 | 39 | 65 | 33 |
2 | Crystal Phallus | 11 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 83 | 49 | 34 | 27 |
3 | FC No Dad | 11 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 77 | 59 | 18 | 21 |
4 | Uni tea FC | 11 | 6 | 0 | 5 | 95 | 78 | 17 | 18 |
5 | Law Abiding Sigurdssons | 11 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 69 | 70 | -1 | 15 |
6 | Why are you Solanke | 11 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 41 | 112 | -71 | 9 |
7 | AP United | 11 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 57 | 69 | -12 | 7 |
8 | Unathletico Madrid | 11 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 50 | -50 | 1 |