Melee
also known as MeleeMeleeMelee
Concursus.
The Players
Kevin
"Melee's 'All Time Leading Goalscorer'"
Webb
Forward
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
3 | 178 | 10 |
Tom
"T.C."
Clark
Inverted Winger
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
6 | 164 | 6 |
Jack
"Melee's 'Head of Logistics & Stats'"
Dell
'In the Hole'
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
10 | 182 | 11 |
Nick
"Melee's 'Boardroom'"
Foster
Defender
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
3 | 45 | 1 |
Dave Franks
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
6 | 6 |
Mauli
"M.G."
G
Goalkeeper
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 | 11 | 2 |
Ross
"Melee's 'Utility Man'"
Macaulay
Libero
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
Ronny
"Melee's 'German with the Gloves'"
Owe
Goalkeeper
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
93 |
Chris
"Melee's 'Party Liason Officer'"
Pilsbury
Left Outside
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
91 | 6 |
Luc Rushmere
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
3 | 3 |
Dave
"Melee's 'Wrecking Ball'"
Stothard
Prima punta
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
9 | 1 | 243 | 20 |
Jez Stroud
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
20 |
LEWIS TUCKETT
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
Seb YoungPils
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
5 | 2 |
Fabio
"Melee's 'Italian Stallion'"
Zucchelli
Goalkeeper
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 7 / 10 |
Current league position: | 3 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 6.00 (below average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 3.67
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Recent results
15th May 2024 | D 5-5 vs Back of the Zanetti |
8th May 2024 | W 10-3 vs KF United |
1st May 2024 | D 3-3 vs Alisson Wonderland |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 3rd Aug 2011 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Division 1 |
Season ending 21st Sep 2011 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Championship |
Season ending 9th Nov 2011 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership |
Season ending 25th Jan 2012 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership |
Season ending 7th Nov 2012 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Championship |
Season ending 23rd Jan 2013 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership |
Season ending 3rd Apr 2013 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership |
Season ending 18th Mar 2015 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership |
Season ending 15th Jul 2015 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership |
Season ending 6th Jul 2016 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership |
Season ending 14th Sep 2016 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership |
Season ending 15th Mar 2017 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership |
Season ending 13th Sep 2017 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership |
Season ending 1st Nov 2017 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership |
Season ending 21st Feb 2018 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership |
Season ending 17th Nov 2021 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership |
Season ending 9th Feb 2022 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership |
Season ending 18th May 2022 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership |
Season ending 8th Mar 2023 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership |
This season stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Melee | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 42 | 33 | 9 | 9 |
All time stats
Division 1
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Melee | 550 | 352 | 46 | 152 | 3311 | 2220 | 1091 | 1102 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Dave "Melee's 'Wrecking Ball'" Stothard | 243 | 20 |
Jack "Melee's 'Head of Logistics & Stats'" Dell | 182 | 11 |
Kevin "Melee's 'All Time Leading Goalscorer'" Webb | 178 | 10 |
Tom "T.C." Clark | 164 | 6 |
Ronny "Melee's 'German with the Gloves'" Owe | 93 | |
Chris "Melee's 'Party Liason Officer'" Pilsbury | 91 | 6 |
Nick "Melee's 'Boardroom'" Foster | 45 | 1 |
Jez Stroud | 20 | |
Mauli "M.G." G | 11 | 2 |
Dave Franks | 6 | |
Seb YoungPils | 5 | 2 |
Luc Rushmere | 3 | |
Ross "Melee's 'Utility Man'" Macaulay | 1 | |
LEWIS TUCKETT | 1 | |
Fabio "Melee's 'Italian Stallion'" Zucchelli | 1 | |
Show all 15 players |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 16 wins from 29-08-2012 to 19-12-2012 |
Longest losing streak | 6 losses from 02-07-2014 to 06-08-2014 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs SYRIA 04-11-2015 (won 19-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs The Mesut Wurzels 25-04-2012 (lost 1-13) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Crystal Phallus 21-06-2017 (won 20-3) |
Season Summary
Premiership
03-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Melee | 4 | 13 | Dumpling FC | 2 | 7:40 | |
10-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Var Tenders FC | 1 | 12 | Melee | 2 | 8:20 | |
24-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Melee | 8 | 8 | Woodchuckers | 1 | 7:00 | |
01-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Alisson Wonderland | 3 | 3 | Melee | 2 | 7:40 | |
08-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
KF United | 3 | 10 | Melee | 1 | 7:00 | |
15-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Back of the Zanetti | 5 | 5 | Melee | 2 | 8:20 | |
22-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Melee | Dumpling FC | 1 | 8:20 | |||
29-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Var Tenders FC | Melee | 2 | 8:20 | |||
05-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Acapulco Berbers | Melee | 3 | 7:00 | |||
12-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Melee | Woodchuckers | 2 | 7:00 | |||
19-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Alisson Wonderland | Melee | 2 | 8:20 | |||
26-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
KF United | Melee | 2 | 7:00 | |||
03-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Back of the Zanetti | Melee | 1 | 8:20 | |||
Current League Position
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Dumpling FC | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 42 | 16 | 26 | 16 |
2 | Alisson Wonderland | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 39 | 10 | 29 | 13 |
3 | Melee | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 42 | 33 | 9 | 9 |
4 | Back of the Zanetti | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 29 | 28 | 1 | 8 |
5 | Woodchuckers | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 32 | 35 | -3 | 7 |
6 | Var Tenders FC | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 16 | 41 | -25 | 6 |
7 | Acapulco Berbers | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
8 | KF United | 6 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 11 | 48 | -37 | 0 |