No Cash Cows
The Players
M.B.
A.B.
D.B.
A.F.
N.G.
E.K.
M.L.
J.L.
G.M.
L.M.
L.O.
L.O.
J.P.
J.S.
J.S.
D.W.
D.W.
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 10 / 10 |
Current league position: |
Recent results
23rd May 2024 | W 15-7 vs Optamistic 5 |
16th May 2024 | W 5-2 vs Kev King School of Excellence |
9th May 2024 | W 19-3 vs Bunch of Tarts |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 24th Aug 2023 | BICESTER (Ploughly Sports Centre) - Thu Premiership |
Season ending 2nd Nov 2023 | BICESTER (Ploughly Sports Centre) - Thu Premiership |
Season ending 23rd May 2024 | BICESTER (Ploughly Sports Centre) - Thu Premiership |
This season stats
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All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
No Cash Cows | 57 | 42 | 2 | 13 | 570 | 278 | 292 | 128 |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 8 wins from 29-02-2024 to 18-04-2024 |
Longest losing streak | 3 losses from 15-06-2023 to 29-06-2023 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Optamistic 5 21-12-2023 (won 21-1) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Bunch of Tarts 01-06-2023 (lost 1-14) |
Most goals in single game: | vs The Vikings 18-04-2024 (won 21-5) |
Season Summary
Premiership
30-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
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No Cash Cows | Optamistic 5 | 1 | 7:30 | |||
06-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
No Cash Cows | Bunch of Tarts | 1 | 8:05 | |||
13-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
No Cash Cows | Puyal pants down | 1 | 8:05 | |||
20-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
AFC. Trait | No Cash Cows | 1 | 7:30 | |||
27-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Kev King School of Excellence | No Cash Cows | 1 | 9:15 | |||
04-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
No Cash Cows | The Vikings | 1 | 8:40 | |||
11-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Sporting Hardons | No Cash Cows | 1 | 7:30 | |||
18-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
No Cash Cows | Optamistic 5 | 1 | 7:30 | |||
25-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
No Cash Cows | Bunch of Tarts | 1 | 8:05 | |||
01-08-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
No Cash Cows | Puyal pants down | 1 | 8:05 | |||
08-08-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
AFC. Trait | No Cash Cows | 1 | 9:15 | |||
15-08-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Kev King School of Excellence | No Cash Cows | 1 | 7:30 | |||
22-08-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
No Cash Cows | The Vikings | 1 | 8:40 | |||
29-08-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Sporting Hardons | No Cash Cows | 1 | 9:15 | |||