Havent Got a Kalou
The Players
L.S.
F.A.
T.D.
T.D
Defender
J.D.
T.D.
L.F.
T.H.
D.L.
A.L.
A.L.
T.L.
R.L.
R.P.
L.R.
B.R.
S.R.
R.R.
J.S.
L.S.
A.T.
A.T.
A.T.
T.T.
A.W.
M.W.
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 5 / 10 |
Current league position: | 5 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 2.00 (way below average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 1.67
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Recent results
16th May 2024 | W 1-0 vs Juventus |
9th May 2024 | W 2-0 vs Sir Linvoy |
2nd May 2024 | L 3-5 vs Majestics |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 12th Sep 2013 | CHICHESTER (Chichester College) - Thu 6s Championship |
Season ending 24th Apr 2014 | CHICHESTER (Chichester College) - Thu 6s Premiership |
Season ending 18th Sep 2014 | CHICHESTER (Chichester College) - Thu 6s Premiership |
Season ending 30th Apr 2015 | CHICHESTER (Chichester College) - Thu 6s Premiership |
Season ending 12th Apr 2018 | CHICHESTER (Chichester College) - Thu 6s Championship |
Season ending 7th Feb 2019 | CHICHESTER (Chichester College) - Thu 6s Championship |
Season ending 18th Apr 2019 | CHICHESTER (Chichester College) - Thu 6s Premiership |
Season ending 30th Jan 2020 | CHICHESTER (Chichester College) - Thu 6s Premiership |
Season ending 27th Aug 2020 | CHICHESTER (Chichester College) - Thu 6s Premiership |
Season ending 29th Jul 2021 | CHICHESTER (Chichester College) - Thu 6s Championship |
Season ending 7th Oct 2021 | CHICHESTER (Chichester College) - Thu 6s Premiership |
This season stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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Havent Got a Kalou | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 11 | 15 | -4 | 9 |
All time stats
Championship
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Havent Got a Kalou | 538 | 306 | 66 | 166 | 1505 | 1095 | 410 | 984 |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 15 wins from 17-06-2021 to 23-09-2021 |
Longest losing streak | 4 losses from 18-10-2012 to 08-11-2012 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Aardvark Dildao 08-07-2021 (won 18-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Dominating FC 16-03-2017 (lost 0-8) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Aardvark Dildao 08-07-2021 (won 18-0) |
Season Summary
Premiership
04-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
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Havent Got a Kalou | 2 | 3 | Sir Linvoy | 1 | 7:30 | |
11-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Juventus | 0 | 1 | Havent Got a Kalou | 1 | 8:40 | |
18-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Havent Got a Kalou | 1 | 3 | Average Dave | 1 | 8:40 | |
25-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Havent Got a Kalou | 1 | 4 | Paris Ganjaman | 1 | 8:05 | |
02-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Havent Got a Kalou | 3 | 5 | Majestics | 3 | 7:30 | |
09-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Havent Got a Kalou | 2 | 0 | Sir Linvoy | 1 | 7:30 | |
16-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Juventus | 0 | 1 | Havent Got a Kalou | 1 | 8:40 | |
23-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Havent Got a Kalou | Average Dave | 1 | 8:40 | |||
30-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Havent Got a Kalou | Paris Ganjaman | 1 | 8:05 | |||
06-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Havent Got a Kalou | Majestics | 1 | 8:05 | |||
Current League Position
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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1 | Paris Ganjaman | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 27 | 9 | 18 | 15 |
2 | Average Dave | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 24 | 18 | 6 | 15 |
3 | Sir Linvoy | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 15 | 3 | 15 |
4 | Majestics | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 22 | 23 | -1 | 9 |
5 | Havent Got a Kalou | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 11 | 15 | -4 | 9 |
6 | Juventus | 7 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 25 | -22 | 0 |