The Bosham Hoes
also known as The Hoes
The Players
Luscious
Midfielder
D.A.
E.A.
Coco
Forward
J.A.
I.B.
Goalkeeper
I.B.
Goalkeeper
W.C.
Midfielder
J.D.
Diamond
False Nine
R.H.
J.H.
J.H.
M.I.
N.L
Left Outside
G.M.
A.P.
Angel
Wing-back
E.S
Forward
S.S.
T.S
B.S.
A.T
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 9 / 10 |
Current league position: | 5 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 3.67 (way above average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 3.00
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Recent results
16th May 2024 | L 2-4 vs Exeter Gently FC |
9th May 2024 | W 6-0 vs AFC ROOFER |
2nd May 2024 | L 3-5 vs Crystal Pasties |
League Position
This season stats
Division 1
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
The Bosham Hoes | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 13 | 21 | -8 | 6 |
All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
The Bosham Hoes | 282 | 102 | 23 | 157 | 706 | 948 | -242 | 329 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
JONATHAN "Luscious" STEPHENSON | 16 | |
Ed "E.S" Seddon | 13 | |
Tom "T.S" Singleton | 11 | |
Wayne "W.C." Combes | 5 | |
Neil "N.L" Light | 5 | |
Dan "D.A." agathangelou | 3 | |
Gareth Mealing | 1 | |
Show all 7 players |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 5 wins from 08-10-2020 to 03-12-2020 |
Longest losing streak | 11 losses from 17-02-2022 to 28-04-2022 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs MRC Tangmere FC 30-11-2017 (won 11-1) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs AFC. Sirius 17-06-2021 (lost 3-15) |
Most goals in single game: | vs MRC Tangmere FC 30-11-2017 (won 11-1) |
Season Summary
Division 1
04-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
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The Bosham Hoes | 1 | 0 | AFC ROOFER | 3 | 8:05 | |
11-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
The Bosham Hoes | 1 | 4 | Exeter Gently FC | 3 | 8:05 | |
18-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
The Bosham Hoes | 0 | 6 | Migrant United | 3 | 8:05 | |
25-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
The Bosham Hoes | 0 | 2 | Six Offenders | 3 | 8:40 | |
02-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Pasties | 5 | 3 | The Bosham Hoes | 3 | 8:05 | |
09-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
The Bosham Hoes | 6 | 0 | AFC ROOFER | 3 | 7:30 | |
16-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
The Bosham Hoes | 2 | 4 | Exeter Gently FC | 3 | 7:30 | |
23-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
The Bosham Hoes | Migrant United | 3 | 7:30 | |||
30-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
The Bosham Hoes | Six Offenders | 3 | 8:40 | |||
06-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Pasties | The Bosham Hoes | 3 | 8:05 | |||
Current League Position
Division 1
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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1 | Exeter Gently FC | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 41 | 8 | 33 | 21 |
2 | Migrant United | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 27 | 12 | 15 | 15 |
3 | Crystal Pasties | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 22 | 26 | -4 | 10 |
4 | Six Offenders | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 16 | 20 | -4 | 10 |
5 | The Bosham Hoes | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 13 | 21 | -8 | 6 |
6 | AFC ROOFER | 7 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 32 | -32 | 0 |