Hard Labour

The Players

Greg "El Capitan " Warren

'In the Hole'

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
2		187	2

Gabriel Abiola

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
9		142	8

Oli Bartholomew

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
14		142	8

Stefan Clarke

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		51	2

Vimal "Smother Hubbard" Fatania

Goalkeeper

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		3	8

Luke "Luke Luke " Francis

Libero

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
8		149	9

Johnny Limdiaz

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		11

Rob "The knee high guy" Long

Defender

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		13

Andy "Big Man" Morrissey

False Nine

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		16	5

Kevin "K.M." Mullen

'In the Hole'

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		14

Tom "Rees Lightning " Rees

Midfielder

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		176	2

MATTHEW RHODES

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		5	1

Matthew "M.R." Rhodes

Goalkeeper

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
			7

Anthony "Cheesy Bear" Russell

Midfielder

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		64	5

Ollie "O.S." Stewart

Midfielder

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
2		20	2

Henok "The Squid " Tesmafariam

False Nine

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
15		88	5

Ben "B.W." Wheatley

Prima punta

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		68	1

Andy "Gilly Billmore " Wright

Prima punta

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		11	3

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Team Stats

Threat Level

Overall team threat level:	7 / 10
Current league position:

Recent results

14th May 2024	W 6-0 vs dyslexia United
7th May 2024	L 2-4 vs Balotellitubbies
30th Apr 2024	W 6-0 vs St Johns Old Boys

League Position

League Titles

Season ending 31st Oct 2017	ZPP - LONDON West - WESTWAY (The Elms Westway Sports Centre) - Tue Premiership
Season ending 20th Feb 2018	ZPP - LONDON West - WESTWAY (The Elms Westway Sports Centre) - Tue Premiership
Season ending 28th Mar 2023	LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Tue Premiership

This season stats

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All time stats

Premiership

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	GD	Pts	Form
	Hard Labour	279	165	34	80	1421	929	492	529	LWWLW

Top Players

Name	Goals	P.o.M Awards
Greg "El Capitan " Warren	187	2
Tom "Rees Lightning " Rees	176	2
Luke "Luke Luke " Francis	149	9
Oli Bartholomew	142	8
Gabriel Abiola	142	8
Henok "The Squid " Tesmafariam	88	5
Ben "B.W." Wheatley	68	1
Anthony "Cheesy Bear" Russell	64	5
Stefan Clarke	51	2
Ollie "O.S." Stewart	20	2
Andy "Big Man" Morrissey	16	5
Kevin "K.M." Mullen	14
Rob "The knee high guy" Long	13
Johnny Limdiaz	11
Andy "Gilly Billmore " Wright	11	3
MATTHEW RHODES	5	1
Vimal "Smother Hubbard" Fatania	3	8
Matthew "M.R." Rhodes		7
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Streaks

Longest winning streak	7 wins from 24-01-2023 to 07-03-2023
Longest losing streak	3 losses from 13-07-2021 to 17-08-2021

Highs and Lows

Greatest thrashing ever given:	vs Football Radar 31-01-2017 (won 20-0)
Greatest thrashing ever taken:	vs dyslexia United 08-06-2021 (lost 0-13)
Most goals in single game:	vs Football Radar 31-01-2017 (won 20-0)

Season Summary

Premiership

21-05-2024		Pitch	K.O.
DLFC FC	Hard Labour	2	7:00

28-05-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Hard Labour	dyslexia United	1	8:20

04-06-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Balotellitubbies	Hard Labour	1	7:40

11-06-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Obi 1 Kenobi Nil	Hard Labour	2	7:00

18-06-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Hard Labour	The Good the Bad and the SOW	1	7:00

25-06-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Alpha FX	Hard Labour	2	8:20

02-07-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Hard Labour	De Riddlers	2	7:00

09-07-2024		Pitch	K.O.
DLFC FC	Hard Labour	1	7:00

16-07-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Hard Labour	dyslexia United	2	7:40

23-07-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Balotellitubbies	Hard Labour	1	7:00

30-07-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Obi 1 Kenobi Nil	Hard Labour	2	7:40

06-08-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Hard Labour	The Good the Bad and the SOW	2	7:00

13-08-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Alpha FX	Hard Labour	1	7:00

20-08-2024		Pitch	K.O.
Hard Labour	De Riddlers	2	8:20