Saggy Melts
The Players
GEORGE "G.L." LANDERS
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 25 | 4 | ||
Gary Abbott
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 8 | 1 | ||
Mark Baron
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 5 | |||
Charlie Belcher
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 8 | 1 | ||
Rory Gibson
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 33 | 3 | ||
JAMES HOLLISS
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 25 | 2 | ||
Rhys Howells
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 17 | 4 | ||
Craig Lock
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 25 | |||
Harry Metters
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 1 | 23 | ||
Dan Moore
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 1 | 15 | 2 | |
Carl "C.P." Pullem
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 1 | 13 | ||
Neil Swan
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 6 | 1 | ||
James Trusson
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 68 | 8 | ||
Team Stats
Threat Level
| Overall team threat level: | 6 / 10 |
| Current league position: | 1 |
Recent games
| Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 5.33 (way above average) |
| Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 3.67
|
Recent results
| 13th May 2024 | W 8-4 vs FC Late Twentes |
| 6th May 2024 | W 4-3 vs Fingers FC |
| 29th Apr 2024 | D 4-4 vs Crystal Phallus |
League Position
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League Titles
| Season ending 16th Jul 2018 | LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon Premiership |
| Season ending 1st Apr 2019 | LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon Premiership |
| Season ending 20th Jan 2020 | LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon Premiership |
| Season ending 14th Sep 2020 | LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon Premiership |
| Season ending 17th May 2021 | LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon Premiership |
| Season ending 4th Oct 2021 | LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon Premiership |
| Season ending 11th Jul 2022 | LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon Premiership |
| Season ending 15th Jan 2024 | LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon Premiership |
This season stats
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Saggy Melts | 15 | 13 | 1 | 1 | 75 | 25 | 50 | 40 |
All time stats
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Saggy Melts | 231 | 182 | 22 | 27 | 998 | 337 | 661 | 568 |
Top Players
| Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
|---|---|---|
| James Trusson | 68 | 8 |
| Rory Gibson | 33 | 3 |
| GEORGE "G.L." LANDERS | 25 | 4 |
| JAMES HOLLISS | 25 | 2 |
| Craig Lock | 25 | |
| Harry Metters | 23 | |
| Rhys Howells | 17 | 4 |
| Dan Moore | 15 | 2 |
| Carl "C.P." Pullem | 13 | |
| Gary Abbott | 8 | 1 |
| Charlie Belcher | 8 | 1 |
| Neil Swan | 6 | 1 |
| Mark Baron | 5 | |
| Show all 13 players | ||
Streaks
| Longest winning streak | 16 wins from 28-03-2022 to 01-08-2022 |
| Longest losing streak | 3 losses from 31-07-2023 to 14-08-2023 |
Highs and Lows
| Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Tooting FC 25-02-2019 (won 14-1) |
| Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs The Frizzles 16-03-2020 (lost 0-6) |
| Most goals in single game: | vs Tooting FC 25-02-2019 (won 14-1) |
Season Summary
Premiership
22-01-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Saggy Melts | 4 | 0 | Substandard Liege | 0 | 8:45 | |
29-01-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Saggy Melts | 2 | 1 | Mexfield FC | 0 | 7:15 | |
05-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Saggy Melts | 4 | 0 | Carl Marks | 0 | 8:00 | |
12-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| The Frizzles | 1 | 2 | Saggy Melts | 0 | 8:45 | |
26-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 0 | 4 | Saggy Melts | 0 | 7:15 | |
04-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Fingers FC | 6 | 3 | Saggy Melts | 0 | 8:45 | |
11-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| FC Late Twentes | 4 | 6 | Saggy Melts | 0 | 8:00 | |
18-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| City FC | 0 | 10 | Saggy Melts | 0 | 8:45 | |
25-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Saggy Melts | 5 | 1 | Substandard Liege | 0 | 6:30 | |
01-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Saggy Melts | 4 | 1 | Mexfield FC | 0 | 7:15 | |
08-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Saggy Melts | 8 | 0 | Carl Marks | 0 | 8:00 | |
15-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| The Frizzles | 0 | 7 | Saggy Melts | 0 | 6:30 | |
29-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 4 | 4 | Saggy Melts | 0 | 8:00 | |
06-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Fingers FC | 3 | 4 | Saggy Melts | 0 | 6:30 | |
13-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| FC Late Twentes | 4 | 8 | Saggy Melts | 0 | 8:45 | |
20-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| City FC |
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Saggy Melts | 0 | 6:30 |
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Current League Position
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Saggy Melts | 15 | 13 | 1 | 1 | 75 | 25 | 50 | 40 |
| 2 | Fingers FC | 15 | 11 | 1 | 3 | 55 | 32 | 23 | 34 |
| 3 | Crystal Phallus | 16 | 7 | 2 | 7 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 23 |
| 4 | FC Late Twentes | 15 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 49 | 41 | 8 | 22 |
| 5 | City FC | 15 | 6 | 3 | 6 | 35 | 42 | -7 | 21 |
| 6 | The Frizzles | 15 | 6 | 1 | 8 | 28 | 45 | -17 | 19 |
| 7 | Carl Marks | 15 | 5 | 2 | 8 | 33 | 45 | -12 | 17 |
| 8 | Substandard Liege | 15 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 29 | 44 | -15 | 13 |
| 9 | Mexfield FC | 15 | 2 | 0 | 13 | 27 | 62 | -35 | 6 |
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