Crystal Phallus
The Players
TOBY TARRANT
Current Season | Career | ||
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Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 | 3 |
DOUG BLACKBURN
Current Season | Career | ||
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Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Robbie Blackburn
Current Season | Career | ||
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Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
34 | 7 |
Adam Bodini
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
James Croft
Current Season | Career | ||
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Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
James Croft
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
STEVE DANIELL
Current Season | Career | ||
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Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Simon Fowler
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
4 |
Kane Fullalove
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
14 |
Kane Fullalove
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
Andrew Gaisford
Current Season | Career | ||
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Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
Andrew Gaisford
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 |
Tristan Lloyd
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
6 |
Tristan Lloyd
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
3 | 1 |
Abz Mohamed
Current Season | Career | ||
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Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Abz Mohamed
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
Matt Moloney
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
4 | 1 |
Jack Raimondo
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Tom Ryan
Current Season | Career | ||
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Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
LUKE SIMON
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
11 | 1 |
Luke Simon
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
12 | 3 |
MAZIN TAPPUNI
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
7 | 4 |
Scott Treleaven
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
6 | 1 |
Rich Wolfenden
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 10 / 10 |
Current league position: | 3 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 3.67 (way above average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 1.33
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Recent results
13th May 2024 | W 1-0 vs Carl Marks |
6th May 2024 | W 6-0 vs The Frizzles |
29th Apr 2024 | D 4-4 vs Saggy Melts |
League Position
This season stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Crystal Phallus | 16 | 7 | 2 | 7 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 23 |
All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Crystal Phallus | 182 | 58 | 24 | 100 | 382 | 562 | -180 | 198 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Robbie Blackburn | 34 | 7 |
Kane Fullalove | 14 | |
Luke Simon | 12 | 3 |
LUKE SIMON | 11 | 1 |
MAZIN TAPPUNI | 7 | 4 |
Tristan Lloyd | 6 | |
Scott Treleaven | 6 | 1 |
Matt Moloney | 4 | 1 |
Tristan Lloyd | 3 | 1 |
Andrew Gaisford | 2 | |
TOBY TARRANT | 2 | 3 |
Kane Fullalove | 1 | |
Abz Mohamed | 1 | |
Adam Bodini | 1 | |
Rich Wolfenden | 1 | |
Andrew Gaisford | 1 | |
Simon Fowler | 4 | |
James Croft | 1 | |
Show all 18 players |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 3 wins from 13-12-2021 to 10-01-2022 |
Longest losing streak | 6 losses from 07-09-2020 to 12-10-2020 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Substandard Liege 04-11-2019 (won 9-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Saggy Melts 14-10-2019 (lost 2-13) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Mexfield FC 22-04-2024 (won 9-2) |
Season Summary
Premiership
22-01-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
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Crystal Phallus | 1 | 2 | FC Late Twentes | 0 | 7:15 | |
29-01-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
City FC | 2 | 3 | Crystal Phallus | 0 | 8:00 | |
05-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Phallus | 6 | 1 | Substandard Liege | 0 | 6:30 | |
12-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Phallus | 3 | 5 | Fingers FC | 0 | 6:30 | |
19-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Phallus | 2 | 7 | Mexfield FC | 0 | 8:45 | |
26-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Phallus | 0 | 4 | Saggy Melts | 0 | 7:15 | |
04-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
The Frizzles | 3 | 1 | Crystal Phallus | 0 | 8:00 | |
11-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Phallus | 3 | 3 | Carl Marks | 0 | 6:30 | |
25-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Phallus | 4 | 3 | FC Late Twentes | 0 | 8:00 | |
01-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
City FC | 4 | 6 | Crystal Phallus | 0 | 6:30 | |
08-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Phallus | 4 | 5 | Substandard Liege | 0 | 7:15 | |
15-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Phallus | 3 | 6 | Fingers FC | 0 | 7:15 | |
22-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Phallus | 9 | 2 | Mexfield FC | 0 | 6:30 | |
29-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Phallus | 4 | 4 | Saggy Melts | 0 | 8:00 | |
06-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
The Frizzles | 0 | 6 | Crystal Phallus | 0 | 8:45 | |
13-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Phallus | 1 | 0 | Carl Marks | 0 | 7:15 | |
Current League Position
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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1 | Saggy Melts | 15 | 13 | 1 | 1 | 75 | 25 | 50 | 40 |
2 | Fingers FC | 15 | 11 | 1 | 3 | 55 | 32 | 23 | 34 |
3 | Crystal Phallus | 16 | 7 | 2 | 7 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 23 |
4 | FC Late Twentes | 15 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 49 | 41 | 8 | 22 |
5 | City FC | 15 | 6 | 3 | 6 | 35 | 42 | -7 | 21 |
6 | The Frizzles | 15 | 6 | 1 | 8 | 28 | 45 | -17 | 19 |
7 | Carl Marks | 15 | 5 | 2 | 8 | 33 | 45 | -12 | 17 |
8 | Substandard Liege | 15 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 29 | 44 | -15 | 13 |
9 | Mexfield FC | 15 | 2 | 0 | 13 | 27 | 62 | -35 | 6 |